Carbon, is the new sex. Their was an interesting program on the BBC about carbon being the new sex. I have decided to call this theory Carbex. His theory is based on the fact, that you should feel guilty after sex. But now you should feel guilty after carbon is released into the air from you. Cows have the biggest problem with Carbex. So, Carbex is the measurement of guilt you should feel after Carbon is released on your behalf. You have one unit of Carbex, for every 10 kilos of carbon you release. I can add some more things onto this theory. Sex is pleasurable, but you can have pleasure whilst releasing carbon. Driving a fast car. Pleasurable and releasing carbon, watching TV, can be pleasurable, but it release carbon.
Hopefully I have convinced you about Carbex, and hopefully you'll take notice.
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